There's no biography so interesting as the one in which the biographer is present.
If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.
It isn't worth it. No money is worth this... [walks out]
Fake is as old as the Eden tree.
The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.
In my real movie-going days, which were the thirties, you didn't stand in line. You strolled down the street and sallied into the theater at any hour of the day or night.