When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends.
There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
I don't think any word can explain a man's life.
My definition of success is not having things thrown at me!
Look at the real prodigies, and I look like nothing compared to them.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.