I have an unfortunate personality.

I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai.

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.

I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.

Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant.

I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them.

There were centuries when civilization had no theater.