Each multiplex has screens allocated to each studio. The screens need filling. Studios have to create product to fill their screen, and the amount of good product is limited.

The two things you cannot do effectively on stage are pray and copulate.

Why spend 18 hours watching someone else's war, when you know how it comes out? We win, and then have to buy all their cars.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

I prefer people who rock the boat to people who jump out

Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.

If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.