On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!''
I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them.
I have an unfortunate personality.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
In the theater there are 1,500 cameras rolling at the same time - in the cinema, only one.
Husbands should revolt from time to time. Even the best circus-number becomes boring if the beast is too tame.