Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

A man is not from where he is born, but where he chooses to die.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

I can think of nothing that an audience won't understand. The only problem is to interest them; once they are interested, they understand anything in the world.

I seem to have no dress sense at all. I'm always being listed in New York among one of the ten worst dressed men of the year. Someone once described me as "looking like an unmade bed." He was right!