I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.

Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him.

When people accept breaking the law as normal, something happens to the whole society.

Good evening, ladies and gentleman. My name is Orson Welles. I am an actor. I am a writer. I am a producer. I am a director. I am a magician. I appear onstage and on the radio. Why are there so many of me and so few of you?

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.