There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
Look at the real prodigies, and I look like nothing compared to them.
I have a great love and respect for religion, great love and respect for atheism. What I hate is agnosticism, people who do not choose.
I don't think any word can explain a man's life.
They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.
On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!''