You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentleness of my disposition, and the extraordinary sweetness of my nature, but I warn you, Miss Cardew, you may go too far.

The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.

I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.

The only sin is stupidity.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

No work of art ever puts forward views. Views belong to people who are not artists.