The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.

A subject that is beautiful in itself gives no suggestion to the artist. It lacks imperfection.

The British cook, for her iniquities, is a foolish woman who should be turned into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.

I am very glad I have travelled. Travel improves the mind wonderfully, and does away with all one's prejudices.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

There is one thing worse than an absolutely loveless marriage: a marriage in which there is love, but on one side only.

George Moore leads his readers to the latrine and locks them in.