The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.

The best one can say of modern creative art is that it is just a little less vulgar than reality.

When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.

The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay.

If there is anything more annoying in the world than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk about you.

I can resist everything except temptation.

The birds did not understand a single word of what he was saying, but that made no matter, for they put their heads on one side, and looked wise, which is quite as good as understanding a thing, and very much easier.