The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.

I was disappointed in Niagara - most people must be disappointed in Niagara. Every American bride is taken there, and the sight of the stupendous waterfall must be one of the earliest, if not the keenest, disappointments in American married life.

If a man needs an elaborate tombstone in order to remain in the memory of his country, it is clear that his living at all was an act of absolute superfluity.

It is not wise to find symbols in everything that one sees. It makes life too full of terrors.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

I have nothing to declare but my genius, and this four-kilo bag of cocaine.

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.