I am Irish by race but the English have condemned me to talk the language of Shakespeare.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

There is no such thing as morality or immorality in thought. There is immoral emotion.

Finding the meaning of life is easy. Simply get a dictionary, go to the 'L' section, and find the word 'life.'

Medievalism, with its saints and martyrs, its love of self-torture, its wild passion for wounding itself, its gashing with knives, and its whipping with rods - Medievalism is real Christianity, and the medieval Christ is the real Christ.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.