Do not forget that small daily actions do or undo character.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

There is nothing that stirs in the whole world of thought to which sorrow does not vibrate in terrible and exquisite pulsation.

In England ... education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and would probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square.

A mutual misunderstanding.

If one doesn't talk about a thing, it has never happened. It is simply expression that gives reality to things.

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.