Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

I have never learned anything except from people younger than myself.

Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.

The one person who has more illusions than the dreamer is the man of action.

It is always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.

In one dancing saloon I saw the only rational method of art criticism I have ever come across. Over the piano was printed a notice: 'Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.'

When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.