The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.
I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.
Examinations, sir, are pure humbug from beginning to end. If a man is a gentleman, he knows quite enough, and if he is not a gentleman, whatever he knows is bad for him.
Now and then it is a joy to have one's table red with wine and roses.
I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure