All bad art is the result of good intentions.
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
The one person who has more illusions than the dreamer is the man of action.
True friends stab you in the front.
When I had to fill in my immigration papers, I gave my age as 19, and my profession as genius; I added that I had nothing to declare except my talent.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.