Appearance blinds, whereas words reveal.

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.

A man who takes himself too seriously will find that no one else takes him seriously.

I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given. Man is many things, but he is not rational.

Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.

You know we poor artists have to show ourselves in society from time to time, just to remind the public that we are not savages.

A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.