Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

I see that any materialism in life coarsens the soul, and that the hunger of the body and the appetites of the flesh desecrate always, and often destroy.

The trouble with the lower classes is that they lack the sense of tragedy given to them by the upper classes.

The weather still continues charming.

The intellect is not a serious thing, and never has been. It is an instrument on which one plays, that is all.

I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure

The exquisite art of idleness, one of the most important things that any University can teach.