Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

I wanted to eat of the fruit of all the trees in the garden of the world… And so, indeed, I went out, and so I lived. My only mistake was that I confined myself so exclusively to the trees of what seemed to me the sun-lit side of the garden, and shunned the other side for its shadow and its gloom.

Life is like a box of terrible analogies.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.