Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

If it is not nailed to the floor, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it is not nailed down.

I can sympathize with everything, except suffering.

An acquaintance that begins with a compliment is sure to develop into a real friendship.

The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

All bad art is the result of good intentions.