The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
Don't squander the gold of your days, listening to the tedious, trying to improve the hopeless failure, or giving away your life to the ignorant, the common, and the vulgar
Authority is quite degrading.
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.