Oh, don't cough, Ernest. When one is dictating one should speak fluently and not cough. Besides, I don't know how to spell a cough.

Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.

The only link between Literature and the Drama left to us in England at the present moment is the bill of the play.

A daughter is a mother's gender partner, her closest ally in the family confederacy, an extension of herself. -Author Unknown As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.

I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting.

The truth about the life of a man is not what he does, but the legend which he creates around himself.