A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.

To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise for which we are later, in the fullness of time and understanding, very grateful for!

I must say to myself that I ruined myself, and that nobody great or small can be ruined except by his own hand. I am quite ready to say so. ... Terrible as was what the world did to me, what I did to myself was far more terrible still.

Taking sides is the beginning of sincerity, and earnestness follows shortly afterwards, and the human being becomes a bore.

The best people to work for are me, myself and I.