Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement. Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. When one is in love one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. This is what the world calls a romance.

If only the picture could grow old, and I stay young. For that...for that, I would give my SOUL for that.

Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

The form of government that is most suitable to the artist is no government at all. Authority over him and his art is ridiculous.

London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.