Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.

And certainly once a man begins to neglect his domestic duties he becomes painfully effeminate, does he not? And I don't like that. It makes men so very attractive.

History is a lie commonly agreed upon.

Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne.

It is absurd to say that there are neither ruins nor curiosities in America when they have their mothers and their manners.

There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally bad.