With an evening coat and a white tie, anybody, even a stockbroker, can gain a reputation for being civilized

They flaunt their conjugal felicity in one's face, as if it were the most fascinating of sins.

I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.

Self-denial is simply a method by which arrests his progress, and self-sacrifice a survival of the mutilation of the savage.

The only one you need in your life is that person who shows you he needs you in his.