When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

Some people always know the price, but not the value

What the hell is an oboe?

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

How long could you love a woman who didn't love you, Cecil? A woman who didn't love me? Oh, all my life!

It's not hard to get the ideas when they come. They just come... it's painful waiting for them.

A bishop keeps on saying at the age of eighty what he was told to say at the age of eighteen.