I like talking to a brick wall- it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me!
Oscar WildeIf one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
Oscar WildeI was disappointed in Niagara - most people must be disappointed in Niagara. Every American bride is taken there, and the sight of the stupendous waterfall must be one of the earliest, if not the keenest, disappointments in American married life.
Oscar WildeFaithfulness is to the emotional life what consistency is to the life of the intellect - simply a confession of failures.
Oscar Wilde