A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at, for it leaves out the one country at which Humanity is always landing.

It was the passions about whose origin we deceived ourselves that tyrannized most strongly over us.

Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.

Live the wonderful life that is in you.

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.

The vilest deeds like poison weeds Bloom well in prison air; It is only what is good in man That wastes and withers there.

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.