I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments.

This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go.

There is always something infinitely mean about other people's tragedies.

The form of government that is most suitable to the artist is no government at all. Authority over him and his art is ridiculous.

The final mystery is oneself. When one has weighed the sun in the balance, and measured the steps of the moon, and mapped out the seven heavens star by star, there still remains oneself. Who can calculate the orbit of his own soul?

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.