Selfishness is not living your life as you wish to live it. Selfishness is wanting others to live their lives as you wish them to.

There is nothing that art cannot express.

The intellect is not a serious thing, and never has been. It is an instrument on which one plays, that is all.

Ah! The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women...merely adored.

Prism! Where is that baby?

There is much to be said in favor of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. By carefully chronicling the current events of contemporary life, it shows us of what very little importance such events really are. By invariably discussing the unnecessary, it makes us understand what things are requisite for culture, and what are not.

The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married.