When I was young, I was no one. Now, I'm worldwilde.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

I never read a book I must review; it prejudices you so.

Life is a great disappointment.

It's either the wallpaper or me. One of us has to go. [These were his dying words.]

A man who does not think for himself does not think at all. It is grossly selfish to require of one's neighbour that he should think in the same way, and hold the same opinions. Why should he? If he can think, he will probably think differently. If he cannot think, it is monstrous to require thought of any kind from him.