In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor.
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.
It's either the wallpaper or me. One of us has to go. [These were his dying words.]
George Moore leads his readers to the latrine and locks them in.
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.