Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight.
Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.
Learn to differentiate between ignorance and stupidity.