Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.

When we are happy, we are always good, but when we are good, we are not always happy.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Where there is no love there is no understanding.