Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.
Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out.
History is merely gossip
Niagara Falls is simply a vast unnecessary amount of water going over the wrong way and then falling over unnecessary cliffs...The wonder would be if the water did not fall.
Irony is wasted on the stupid
Always! That is the dreadful word ... it is a meaningless word, too.