The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married.

Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.

Intuition is a strange instinct that tells a woman she is right, whether she is or not.

I'm so smart, I read and understand Hegel

Dear little Swallow,’ said the Prince, ‘you tell me of marvelous things, but more marvelous than anything is the suffering of men and of women. There is no Mystery so great as Misery.

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.

Niagara Falls is simply a vast unnecessary amount of water going over the wrong way and then falling over unnecessary cliffs...The wonder would be if the water did not fall.