While one should always study the method of a great artist, one should never imitate his manner. The manner of an artist is essentially individual, the method of an artist is absolutely universal. The first personality, which no one should copy.

Finding the meaning of life is easy. Simply get a dictionary, go to the 'L' section, and find the word 'life.'

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

I am tired of myself to-night. I should like to be somebody else.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable.

A bishop keeps on saying at the age of eighty what he was told to say at the age of eighteen.