I beg your pardon I didn't recognise you - I've changed a lot.

She doth mean the earth to me! By earth, I actually mean dust.

I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all.

I am afraid that woman appreciate cruelty, downright cruelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters, all the same. They love being dominated.

Indifference is the revenge the world takes on mediocrities.

The history of women is the history of the worst form of tyranny the world has ever known. The tyranny of the weak over the strong. It is the only tyranny that lasts.

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks