In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all. Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live nor the smallest instinct about when to die.

Most people are other people.

Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.