The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happy married life.

Youth! There is nothing like youth. The middle-aged are mortgaged to Life. The old are in Life's lumber

America has never quite forgiven Europe for having been discovered somewhat earlier in history than itself.

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.

In fact, I am never wrong.

I am a man of simple pleasures. The best suits me perfectly.

Art, like Nature, has her monsters