True love is just like regular love, but with more truth.
The liar at any rate recognizes that recreation, not instruction, is the aim of conversation, and is a far more civilized being than the blockhead who loudly expresses his disbelief in a story which is told simply for the amusement of the company.
I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed.
Tea is the only simple pleasure left to us.
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.