Personally, I have a great admiration for stupidity.

All art is quite useless.

I am quite incapable of understanding how any work of art can be criticized from a moral standpoint. The sphere of art and the sphere of ethics are absolutely distinct and separate.

And certainly once a man begins to neglect his domestic duties he becomes painfully effeminate, does he not? And I don't like that. It makes men so very attractive.

When I see a spade, I call it a spade. I'm glad to say I have never seen a spade. The man who would call a spade a spade should be compelled to use it. It's the only thing he's fit for.

Everybody in American seems in a rush to catch a train.

There is no such thing as a heterosexual male, only men who haven't met Oscar Wilde yet.