Where there is no love there is no understanding.
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given. Man is many things, but he is not rational.
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
There's no sin but stupidity.
The secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.