A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
Every thing to be true must become a religion.
Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
Life is a nightmare that prevents one from sleeping.
The British cook, for her iniquities, is a foolish woman who should be turned into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.