Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

The morality of art consists in the perfect use of an imperfect medium.

Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.

They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt.