Always be a little unexpected.

Every woman is wrong until she cries.

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it.

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.

Misfortunes one can endure--they come from outside, they are accidents. But to suffer for one's own faults--ah!--there is the sting of life.

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.

Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.