Never buy anything simply because it is expensive.

I never saw so many well-dressed, well-fed, business-looking Bohemians in my life.

The youth of the present day are quite monstrous. They have absolutely no respect for dyed hair.

The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.

I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodness we had a few fools left. ALGERNON: We have. JACK: I should extremely like to meet them. What do they talk about? ALGERNON: The fools? Oh! about the clever people of course. JACK: What fools.

What the hell is an oboe?

Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out.