There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.

I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don’t interest me. They have not got the charm of novelty.

Oh! I don't think I would like to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about.

Philosophy is like a normal personal organizer, but it's smaller than a matchbox.

The only way to get rid of tempation is to yeild to it.

He was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.