I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.
I live in a 9 million dollar turd.
You've got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it.
I was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn't understand dyslexia.
I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.
I have a night off on Halloween. It's Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me.