Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!

I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.

I don’t know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn’t mine, that’s for sure.

I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I’ve made a career out of it now.

I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.

I've been dictating to my son, who's helping me on his computer. I'm spending a lot of time doing research - I've just got up to 1971, when I went crazy and dived through the window. My life is so full of interesting stories.

Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my time is wasted in search of who I am, I tried so hard to kill the boy inside the man.