Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!

When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before.

When I heard the Beatles, I thought thats it. That's what I want to be. I want to be a Beatle.

I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor.

Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, you got to believe in foolish miracles.

One thing that does confuse me, is that there are more religions in this world than ever, yet there's only sup­posed to be one God.

God is within you. God is a nice feeling. He's the flowers and smells and the nice things in life.