I think if a man can create something like an atom bomb, he can surely create something with his own mind.

Just another lonely broken hero picking up the pieces of my mind. Running out of faith and hope and reason, I'm running out of time.

I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.

International rock star - gravy maker extraordinaire.

The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.

One thing that does confuse me, is that there are more religions in this world than ever, yet there's only sup­posed to be one God.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.